"Mahmoud Ahmadinejad revealed to have Jewish past"

It's from The Daily Telegraph, though it sounds a lot like an Onion headline.

I have mixed feelings about it. I don't want him in what is technically MY tribe, but on the other hand it would hurt him a lot more than it would hurt me. A whole lot more. Haha.

Nothing like self-hating to really bring out the maximum dickishness in a person.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad revealed to have Jewish past
A photograph of the Iranian president holding up his identity card during elections in March 2008 clearly shows his family has Jewish roots.

Very Unclear on What This Is

I drew this on my whiteboard at work to explain something to someone,
and now have no clue what it was about. I have to assume that "T"
signifies me.

I enjoy it in spite of or because it's completely mystifying.

Lovesick Bin Laden

Google Books is maybe, perhaps, now the best thing I've ever seen. Not only are there tons of books to read online, there's also decades of back issues of numerous fine periodicals.



Weekly World News, courtesy of Google Books

Mas Carne

\t : iPhone->you

Overheard, Sac and Fillmore

Go ahead and have one. I just got a big tin of ROI tan, but I picked these up since I'm passing through town.

I'm having to stay in national parks cause that's where you're allowed to have a dog. I'm in state parks too but like if they catch me with the dog what are they going to do? If I'm in the middle of the park, I'm just going to keep walking anyhow and I'll just ask them to give me a ride. I'll just get out quicker if they want to drive me.

I'm working my ass off to keep it all together. I was working four seventeens and three eights, It's okay. It strengthens you, makes you a warrior. I was in Santa Cruz working 2 jobs cause that was the only way to keep it together. I was living in this camper and like over a 2 day period everything just came apart around me. I could have stayed there and rebuilt or gone anywhere and rebuilt. It didn't matter where I was. If you've got nothing you've got nothing everywhere, right?

I'm moving to New Orleans. I can't stick around here. I've got thousands of dollars of shit in California. In Massachusetts too. I'd be okay to pay it but fuck, I can make it just barely anyhow. I can barely motivate enough. If I'm scraping along at the bottom I could give them some money but then I'd just barely get by. I could send them 500 dollars a month but then I'd be living small just to pay off some asshole. All that bullshit cause some asshole pulls me over for something I didn't even-- and I'm not going to pay some asshole and not be able to get by.

I'd rather do something good, help out, like work with children or something, rather than be paying assholes.

Vinyasa (all levels)

Full of heart. What is heart? Bend and breath. Thread the needle. Lift your navel, engage your Core. Strong leg. Heart lifted to the sky. What it is heart? Are we being literal, symbolic, or both? Both I'd guess. Yoga is full of double entendres and cosmic allusions. Use your lower back. Don't use your lower back. Use your core strength. Take the strain off of your lower back. Breath in through your nose and out through your mouth. Ahhhhhhhhhhgh. Engage your belly. Sit back on your Sit Bones. Warrior I, Warrior II, Warrior III. Sounds like an awful movie franchise, with a lead actor who went on to brief stardom in a bigger budget, but still bad movie that didn't do particularly well and then descended to obscurity. He didn't star in the execrable Warrior IV, or the TV series named just Warrior, which actually turned out to be pretty good in a campy kind of way. Outside, babies scream, ambulances scream, people drink and slouch. In here, we breathe, live in our bodies and drip drip drip sweat. Do I want to drink tonight, after class? What about this teacher? She totally likes to party, despite all this chanting and purity stuff. I guarantee it.

Separated At Birth

Gene Simmons

Mommar Ghaddafi